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The Top 5 West Ham players not to be quarantined with

By Jeremiah Carson

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 18: Roger Johnson of West Ham United lines up before the Barclays Premier League match between West Ham United and Newcastle United at the Boleyn Ground on January 18, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 18: Roger Johnson of West Ham United lines up before the Barclays Premier League match between West Ham United and Newcastle United at the Boleyn Ground on January 18, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images) /
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Number 2

Sebastien Haller

Putting Seb Haller on this list might be a bit harsh due to this only being his first year with the club and as electric as he seems at times on the pitch his personality just seems dismal. For starters, unless he is set up perfectly with the right quarantine accessories (or football play) he might be frustrating to live with and a bit nervy as he is a big fella.

Putting aside the fact that things might need to be set up perfectly he just seems a bit standoffish if that makes sense? For the most part, his celebrations are not really celebrated by him and he has really seemed to keep to himself. You might spend this time alone by yourself other than actually hanging out with Sebastien Haller.

Number 1

Roger “The Relegator” Johnson

While being locked up during a quarantine, you would probably want someone who can help you defend things or yourself if things really get out of hand. However, with Roger Johnson, it might not be that way as I’m pretty sure he is still backing away from Yaya and the rest of the Manchester City attackers… not the confidence that you might want in a quarantine buddy.

The Relegator would be a bit of a surprise partner as well because when he came to West Ham he was brought on as a shock emergency signing and then only finished the season out by playing in 6 matches. You see, he would be a top pick if you knew nothing except for his past until you would be regrettably disappointed as well as unprotected in cases of need. All in all a bad choice.

A few honorable mentions on this list might be Patrice Evra as he might make you some weird dinner dishes, Alvaro Arbeloa would just drain you for cash, and Roberto/Joe Hart as they would both certainly let you down after being excited by the early potential.

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From boring to dull and bossed around to disappointed the top 5 West Ham players might be fan favorites to some (especially Nobes or Haller) but most of them have been failures for the club just as they would be if you had a quarantine and chill with them.