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The Top 5 West Ham players not to be quarantined with

By Jeremiah Carson

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 18: Roger Johnson of West Ham United lines up before the Barclays Premier League match between West Ham United and Newcastle United at the Boleyn Ground on January 18, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 18: Roger Johnson of West Ham United lines up before the Barclays Premier League match between West Ham United and Newcastle United at the Boleyn Ground on January 18, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images) /
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Number 4

Samir Nasri

As it was previously mentioned at the top of this article, but this list consisted of current and former players and Samir Nasri falls into the latter of that. The Frenchman, in his prime, was a good footballer but his time in East London was dull and really just annoying much like it would be like to live with during these times of being locked up without leaving to do anything.

It almost feels like Samir would just walk about constantly talking about how good of a player he is and a “look at me” type of mentality. It would also be annoying because you would have to bite your tongue in not asking why he even came to West Ham. The boy had a few good showings but the bad outweighed the good and much like Sanchez it would be a dull talking afar with boredom.

Number 3

Mark Noble

Completely stealing this from Lou during the podcast but living with Mr. West Ham himself might be a dull occasion. Now, don’t get me wrong because it was living at his house I could chill all day in that garden with his awesome German Shepard’s and maybe even fancy a cigar or two. The issue here is that living with Mark Noble might get a bit over the top when it comes to doing your thing.

The Skipper has and always will be one for the rule book, which is fine, but during times of quarantine… don’t you want a little bit of fun and tomfoolery? Much like an over-anxious fan or an overzealous Ogbonna got shut down by Nobes, so would you if you got out of line with being stuck with him. A club legend but not a top choice to be stuck with during these times.