West Ham Christmas List

STRATFORD, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 17: A West Ham United fan gets the festive mood with a Christmas jumper outside the stadium prior to the Premier League match between West Ham United and Hull City at London Stadium on December 17, 2016 in Stratford, England. (Photo by Matthew Lewis/Getty Images)
STRATFORD, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 17: A West Ham United fan gets the festive mood with a Christmas jumper outside the stadium prior to the Premier League match between West Ham United and Hull City at London Stadium on December 17, 2016 in Stratford, England. (Photo by Matthew Lewis/Getty Images) /
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STRATFORD, ENGLAND – DECEMBER 17: Dimitri Payet of West Ham United looks on during the Premier League match between West Ham United and Hull City at London Stadium on December 17, 2016 in Stratford, England. (Photo by Chris Brunskill Ltd/Getty Images)
STRATFORD, ENGLAND – DECEMBER 17: Dimitri Payet of West Ham United looks on during the Premier League match between West Ham United and Hull City at London Stadium on December 17, 2016 in Stratford, England. (Photo by Chris Brunskill Ltd/Getty Images) /

Dimitri Payet – Anything He Wants

Literally. The board should ask him for a few ideas then just get them all. Hopefully he’s like Yaya Toure and just needs a cake to stay an we’re all good.

I’m sure he can afford most things he can get on his own, so what could the club spring for?

Maybe a world class teammate? It might be a confidence boost as far as training goes, but when you’re on the pitch and Mark Noble spoons a 10 yard pass to the opposition you must start dreaming of playing alongside Ronaldo and Toni Kroos.

The best way to convince Payet to stay is to match his ambition. He’s nearing the end of his career, and if he can be the part of the West Ham side that starts the transition to Champions League club then I truly think he could be a club legend alongside some of the big names.

So come on owners, dust off that cheque book and lets keep him happy!